Someone please tell the girl sitting next to me THAT HER MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING LOUD.

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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rorylulu

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becausebirds:

oof
quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW


[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

(via pooper-at-the-gates-of-dawn)

rorylulu

submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

rorylulu

(via homegrownhorrors)

Today a girl walked into class 30 min late telling the professor that she had “car trouble”.
I mumbled under my breath,
“She says as she holds a subway cup”
I got a slight giggle from a person at my table.

Tags: liars

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

(Source: epic-humor, via mamamidnight)

How do I get a date to home coming?
Oh wait, that’s right.
Apparently I’m such low scum no one at school will give me a chance.
Their loss really.
I’m actually really rad.
Maybe.

ursus-austrum:

amroyounes:

How about some love for a good police officer?

Officer Gaetano Acerra

Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

The corruption needs to go.
This guy can stay.

(via mamamidnight)