Someone please tell the girl sitting next to me THAT HER MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING LOUD.
Today a girl walked into class 30 min late telling the professor that she had “car trouble”.
I mumbled under my breath,
“She says as she holds a subway cup”
I got a slight giggle from a person at my table.
How do I get a date to home coming?
Oh wait, that’s right.
Apparently I’m such low scum no one at school will give me a chance.
Their loss really.
I’m actually really rad.